2012

Posted: December 31st, 2011 | Author: g-swift | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Happy new year you delicious bastards. May 2012 bring love, light and a nice, powerful response at 35hz.


Crystal ball ting.

Posted: December 13th, 2011 | Author: g-swift | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Predictions for D&B in 2012:

  • Break will remix Champion Sound, earning the song an official entry in the Guiness Book Of Records for most remixed song ever.
  • Noisia will score a contract to produce the next Katy Perry single. They will somehow still keep their credibility in the D&B scene.
  • Ravers at Hospitality stop dancing for 3 minutes 25 seconds as they collectively realise that Tony Coleman sorta reminds them of their dad. They’re OK with this and the dancing continues, but the incident is never spoken of again.
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    Beyond The Black Stump

    Posted: January 3rd, 2011 | Author: g-swift | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

    Seriously. How does this stuff get published? Who finds this funny?

    Painfully unfunny.

    REALLY?

    THIS IS NOT FUNNY

    It blows my mind that something as painfully unfunny as this gets syndicated in the newspapers here. I mean, sure, in Adelaide it’s published in that backward, jurrasic shitstain of a rag called the Advertiser, but still.

    THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE

    WHAT THE FUCK BLACK STUMP? This isn’t even a joke! What are you, five? No, fuck that, even a five year old would rage at the thundering avalanche of unfunny in that strip.

    I hate you Beyond The Black Stump.


    The Chipophone

    Posted: November 11th, 2010 | Author: mylo | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: | No Comments »

    This guy….